10 hours ago on 22 September 2014 @ 10:45am + 262,563 notes
via sweatydad (originally katara)

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

23 hours ago on 21 September 2014 @ 9:57pm + 1,531 notes
via mirtasan (originally odinsblog)
23 hours ago on 21 September 2014 @ 9:57pm + 39,834 notes
via mirtasan (originally justice4mikebrown)
1 day ago on 21 September 2014 @ 2:00pm + 4 notes
via emptyuniverse (originally emptyuniverse)

emptyuniverse:

I’ve had like 18 mimosas

Now 26

1 day ago on 21 September 2014 @ 12:24pm + 4 notes

I’ve had like 18 mimosas

1 day ago on 21 September 2014 @ 11:45am + 121,674 notes
via angeezy (originally memewhore)

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

1 day ago on 21 September 2014 @ 9:42am + 53,737 notes
via nikinapalm (originally aeonomicon)

aeonomicon:

LOOK AT THESE PLATES. 

MANGA PLATES.

EMPHASIZE YOUR FOOD.

THOSE ARE THE MOST DRAMATIC PANCAKE I’VE EVER SEEN.

2 days ago on 20 September 2014 @ 9:41am + 97,330 notes
via squallluis (originally rhyse)
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
2 days ago on 20 September 2014 @ 2:06am + 34,128 notes
via beesayay (originally heteroh)

heteroh:

matching icons for you and your friends

2 days ago on 20 September 2014 @ 2:03am + 44,912 notes
via beesayay (originally iftadwascool)
2 days ago on 19 September 2014 @ 9:31pm + 4 notes

let’s go to dairy queen

3 days ago on 19 September 2014 @ 4:47pm + 793 notes
via fuckyeah1990s (originally wolfnanaki)

"Tamagotchi is a tiny pet from cyberspace who needs your love to survive and grow. If you take good care of your Tamagotchi pet, it will slowly grow bigger, healthier, and more beautiful every day. But if you neglect your little cyber creature, your Tamagotchi may grow up to be mean or ugly. How old will your Tamagotchi be when it returns to its home planet? What kind of virtual caretaker will you be?"

3 days ago on 19 September 2014 @ 3:30pm

i think im going to buy a jeep

3 days ago on 19 September 2014 @ 3:10pm + 56,536 notes
via sweatydad (originally lesandmiserable)

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

image

4 days ago on 18 September 2014 @ 5:21pm + 1 note

no one can drive properly.